Graphic Designer. Cat Lover. Pokemon enthusiast. Lil' bit gay. Willing to have Jon Snow's babies.

"If a girl is lucky enough to receive any sex education, she will be taught the biological basics. She’ll learn that men have penises and testicles and produce sperm and women have vaginas and uterii and produce ova. She’ll learn that when a man and a woman have sex, the man inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina until he ejaculates. She’ll learn that the semen in the ejaculate will render her vulnerable to pregnancy so she will have to protect herself by using a hormonal or a barrier contraceptive. Hormonal contraception is preferable because barrier methods such as condoms, while safer for women, apparently reduce sensation for men which is obviously a no-no. It’s much better that a woman take a pill every day for her entire reproductive lifespan, or get a painful injection every 12 weeks, or have a copper rod inserted into her uterus, or a silicone rod implanted into her arm. She probably won’t learn that 3 out of 4 women never orgasm from vaginal intercourse. She almost definitely won’t learn how women do achieve orgasm. She’ll learn her place as a receptacle."

Let Me Slip Into Something A Little Less Comfortable (via yourtinyraindrop)

(Source: radical-bias, via piercingsandink)

This makes me 7.0 on the Moh scale. (Geology pun)

I’m supposed to be cleaning my kitchen because there’s people that aren’t me coming to my house. Instead here I am, sitting without pants on the lounge room floor, browsing cat pics on Tumblr and eating noodles.

My mother would be proud.

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douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

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nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
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